Forming the popular front...
At the debate...things were looking grim for our hero Evil Doug.

"I am doing all the proper popular things to earn your votes!" said Kerry as he grinned his grin of the bludgeoned and inebriated chimp.
"And I have all the rich people voting for me. I have power!" said Bush.

"You guys seem to have your campaign mapped out. What about you, Evil Doug? How do you plan on getting the popular vote?"

"Excuse me? I AM popular, little reporter person. You must understand this." said Evil Doug.

"HA!" said Kerry. "I support all the popular things, Evil Doug! You can't support the same popular things as I do! Heck...the media LOVES ME! You can't compete with Hollywood, son."
"And I'm the current president! Top that, Evil Doug!" said Bush.

"You forced me to resort to the coolest act of all time..." said Evil Doug.

"He wouldn't!" said Kerry.

"He was in a Covert Ops unit with me...he WOULD..." said Bush with a tone of fear.

The music began...

duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUH...duh duh duh duh duh duh duh...

The Evil Doug started moving his hips...waving his hands in the air...

"Oh my gosh..." said one flabbergasted reporter...

"THE ED LOVER DANCE!" shouted several onlookers in shock and awe.

duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUH...duh duh duh duh duh duh...duh....

"That's right!" said Evil Doug...and at that, kinda like the way Obi-Wan, Yoda, and Anakin showed up at the end of Return of the Jedi, Dr. Dre, Ed Lover, and the animated hosts of the defunct MTV series Station Zero showed up and joined in...

duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUH...duh duh duh duh duh duh...duh....

People rushed the stage...wanting to be near Evil Doug...but they couldn't...they weren't cool enough to get past Event Staff and Security.

And Evil Doug continued to dance...

"Stop it!" cried Kerry! "You're too cool and sexy!"
"You're making my brain hurt, Evil One!" said Bush.

"But" said Evil Doug as he and the music stopped. "I MUST dance!" and he and the music resumed...

duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUH...duh duh duh duh duh duh...duh....

Ric Flair then arrived.

"Whether ya like it, or whether you don't like it...LEARN TO LOVE IT! 'CAUSE IT'S THE BEST THING GOIN' TODAY! WHOOOOO!"
duh duh duh duh duh DUH DUH...duh duh duh duh duh duh...duh....

Current Mood: MTV Raps Nostalgia - "YO....yo yo YO!"
Current Music: duh duh duh duh duh DUH...DUH......duh duh duh duh duh duh...duh....