When I was a kid...
...my parents got me a goldfish. I was so excited the day I saw that little Fishy Fish was doing a backstroke. I told my mom and she had to explain to me that it wasn't a good thing that Fishy Fish was doing a backstroke. We then launched into the topic of death.

Since I was so attentive, my mom decided to get me a new pet. She got me a new baby kitten. But, that wasn't any fun. It started floating funny too...and only a few minutes after we put it in the aquarium...and it was a heck of a lot harder to flush...

AND NOW, PRESENTING THE FIVE CATS IN THE DRYER CHOIR:

meow...meow...meow...THUD THUD THUD....meow...THUD...THUD...meow...THUD...THUD


Current Mood: Sam's Club Tell Tale Heart - "Rip up the floor boards! It's the beating of his infernal heart...at WHOLESALE!"
Current Music: "What's new pussycat...whoa whoa whoa..."