Wednesday, May 5th, 2004

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11:32p	ODE TO THE BUMPER OF THE ONCOMING DODGE DAKOTA I see your shiny chrome finish, not the color key that matches the rest of the paint as I would expect on a Dakota Sport. Good shiny bumper. I see myself in your reflection, or the other way, I think, and myself gets closer to your reflection and I see my smile grow wider as you close in. I don't blame you for what will happen. My own inertia is just as much at fault as your momentum for my impending demise. Embrace me in your good, pure steel! Gimme some of that sweet Detroit lovin'! THUD! (Oh, darling! You're...so.......COLD!) (Comment on this)
11:38p	For the poet who has everything... Everyone, I presume, has seen the little boxes of "magnetic poetry?" You know, the little box with all the little words on little rectangles that you place on the fridge and make poems? I'll say "little" again for no reason...little. Anywho, I was at in line at Border's yesterday and saw the upgraded version...Erotic Magnetic Poetry... I kid you not... Erotic... Magnetic... Poetry I was helpless to resist...I had to look closer...amid such lusty words as "passion" and "delicious," I found the word "vagina." Yes, vagina. Much more succinct a word than using metaphors, like all other forms of erotic poetry from the past...I suppose when your composing magnetic poetry, you have to be blunt. However, now here's the crux, you can't exactly go putting that at the end of a line in your magnetic poetry, unless you're gonna follow it up with, oh, say geographical locales in Kentucky (the town of Regina) or medical conditions (angina) or even one of the Seven Wonders of the World (The Great Wall of China). Or, you could go slant rhyme with the next verse and have something about Mount Sinai...or pro wrestlers Rick and Scott Steiner...I guess that could be erotic...but, I doubt any of these selections made it into the box. Sigh...guess the world of Erotic Magnetic Poetry is doomed to free verse... Current Mood: Presumptive De Niro "Yes, you ARE talking to me..." Current Music: MC Hammer's Greatest Hits "2 Legit 2 Quit...hey HEEEYYY!" (2 Comments | Comment on this)
11:53p	In the other dimension... ...I'm sure that, in some other dimension, where our paths crossed...Elvis and I met...and we were wearing the same Jackson State University sweater because we're both rabid Walter Payton fans...because he was still playin' over there... ..but, we look at each other and it's like, "Dude, something is wrong here..." ...and it is, because Blue Falcon and Dyno-Mutt come running by and they TOO are wearing Jackson State sweaters...only in shades of blue and grey... ...and it's not just them, but everyone on the corner of town is also wearing the same thing... ...so the King and I chalk it up to everyone else being posers and go out for some peanut butter sandwiches and cheeseburgers, not necessarily in that order... ...until, Leaping Lanny Poffo jumps out and says that Elvis and I are the posers... ...son...I don't need to tell you what happened next... ...suffice it to say, Lanny was the worse for wear, and the King, well, he never ruffled his hair... That's what happened today in the other dimension...me and Elvis chillin' at the local Sonic... Current Mood: Wiggy Dimensional Spam - "We use only the finest ingredients...nyar!" Current Music: "If I could save time in a bottle..." (Comment on this)

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